RoboCop quotes

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About RoboCop

[As Lewis and Murphy chase Boddicker's open truck, he has his men lift another one of them.]
Clarence Boddicker: Can you fly, Bobby?

[Antonowsky reaches for a shotgun.]
Murphy: Go ahead and do it. Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

RoboCop: Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere, there is a crime happening.

[Dick Jones directs Kinney to threaten ED-209. Kinney points a gun at the robot.]
ED-209: Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
Dick Jones: I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.
[Alarmed, Kinney quickly tosses the gun away. ED-209 growls menacingly.]
ED-209: You now have 15 seconds to comply.

[In the abandoned warehouse, Lewis catches Boddicker gang member Joe Cox urinating.]
Lewis: Okay. Let's see those hands, nice and easy.
Joe Cox: Sure. Mind if I... zip this up?

[Boddicker kicks the captured Murphy around.]
Clarence Boddicker: Where's your partner? Where's your partner?!
Joe Cox: Well, guys, other one was upstairs. She was swe-e-e-e-e-e-t, um! Um, um. I took her out. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Clarence Boddicker: You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy, do ya?
Murphy: Buddy, I think you're slime.
Clarence Boddicker: See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.
[Boddicker shoots off Murphy's right hand.]
Clarence Boddicker: Well, give the man a hand!
. . .
[Boddicker finishes Murphy off with a shot to the head, then leaves.]
Joe Cox: Good night, sweet prince. Ha ha ha ha ha!

[The RoboCop team wheels their equipment into the station as a drunk talks to the desk sergeant.]
Prisoner: I-I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
Sergeant Warren Reed: Shut up, asshole.

[Staring at the not-yet-revealed-to-the-audience Robocop.]
Bob Morton: "You're going to be a bad mother****er!"

[Morton tests his new creation.]
Bob Morton: What are your prime directives?
RoboCop: Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.

Dick Jones: I remember when I was a young executive at this company. We used to call the old man funny names. "Iron Butt", "Boner", once I even called him... "asshole". But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy-boy. You've insulted me. And you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours. I had a guaranteed military sale with ED-209. Renovation program. Spare parts for the next decade. Who cares if it worked or not?
Bob Morton: The old man thought it was pretty important... Dick.
Dick Jones: You know... he's a sweet old man. And he means well. But he's not gonna live forever. And I'm number two around here. Pretty simple math, huh, Bob? You just... ****ed with the wrong guy!
Bob Morton: You're out of your ****ing mind!
Dick Jones: You better pray... that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up.

[Repeated line from a TV program.]
Bixby Snyder: I'd buy that for a dollar!

[RoboCop calmly bashes a violent convenience-store robber, then turns to the proprietors.]
RoboCop: Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.

[RoboCop stops a rape attempt by firing through the woman's dress into the testicles of one rapist, then turns to the other.]
Robocop: Your move, creep.

[Former city councilman Ron Miller, holding the mayor hostage, makes demands of the police.]
Ron Miller: And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!
Lt. Hedge****: Okay!
Ron Miller: And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!
Lt. Hedge****: What kind of car, Miller?
Ron Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!