The Road to El Dorado

The Road to El Dorado quotes

59 total quotes (ID: 1077)


Miguel: We need a miracle.
Tulio: No, we need to cheat!

[Miguel and Tulio are stranded in the boat, together with Altivo]
Miguel: Tulio, did you ever imagine it would end like this?
Tulio: [Pause] The horse is a surprise.
Miguel: Any... regrets?
Tulio: Besides dying? Yeah. I never... had enough... gold.
Miguel: My regret, besides dying, is... our greatest adventure is over before it began, and no one will even remember us.
Tulio: Well, if it's any consolation, Miguel, you... made my life... an adventure.
Miguel: And if it's any consolation, Tulio, you made my life... rich.

Alright, cards on the table. I want you to come to Spain with me and Miguel. Especially me. Mostly me. Only me. Forget Miguel.

Do you wish to have your victims bound to an altar, or would you prefer them free range? And will you be devouring their essence whole, or piece-by-piece?

We are working a con, walking the razor's edge. On one side, gold. On the other side… [Gestures at mural of human sacrifice] …painful, agonizing failure!

Vertical ascension requires a lot more rope.

Alright, Cuba!

Tulio: Apparently El Dorado is native for... great big ROCK!
Miguel: Tulio, you don't think, Cortes could've gotten here before us and, and…
Tulio: And what? Taken all the really big rocks? The scoundrel!

Tulio: Miguel and Tulio!
Miguel: Tulio and Miguel!
Together: Mighty and powerful gods!
Chel: Hello.
[both squeal]

Hello, is this your rock? Sorry, we were just looking. We're tourists. Tou-rists. We lost our group. May we go now?

And so dawns the age of the Jaguar. Happy New Year.

You gave me loaded dice?

Miguel, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one!

Your horse bit me in the butt!

[sees that their longboat could collide with Cortez's warship] Holy SHIP!