The Road to El Dorado

The Road to El Dorado quotes

59 total quotes (ID: 1077)


Tulio: Apparently El Dorado is native for... great big ROCK!
Miguel: Tulio, you don't think, Cortes could've gotten here before us and, and…
Tulio: And what? Taken all the really big rocks? The scoundrel!

If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice.

I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death. [Grabs a tiny dagger, pauses.] But not with that.

You drank the sea water, didn't you?

Your horse bit me in the butt!

Hello, is this your rock? Sorry, we were just looking. We're tourists. Tou-rists. We lost our group. May we go now?

Miguel, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to gloat over my gold.

We are working a con, walking the razor's edge. On one side, gold. On the other side… [Gestures at mural of human sacrifice] …painful, agonizing failure!

Alright, cards on the table. I want you to come to Spain with me and Miguel. Especially me. Mostly me. Only me. Forget Miguel.

Take that, you big Tzekel-Kan cat creep!

You're not a god? You lied to me? How dare you!

You gave me loaded dice?

[sees that their longboat could collide with Cortez's warship] Holy SHIP!

Alright, Cuba!