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Road House

Road House quotes

31 total quotes

James Dalton
Multiple Characters
Wade Garrett




View Quote I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.
View Quote Steve: [having sex in a back room of the Double Deuce.] Oh, yeah! You're gonna be my regular Saturday-night thing, baby!
View Quote Dalton: People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. Now we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many, uh, forty-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers, and trustees of modern chemistry. That's going to change.
Hank: Man, that sure sounds good. But a lot of the guys that come in here, we can't handle one-on-one. Even two-on-one.
Dalton: Don't worry about it. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One: Never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two: Take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three: Be nice.
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Dalton: You are the bouncers, I am the cooler. All you have to do is watch my back — and each others — and take out the trash.
View Quote Pain don't hurt.
View Quote [after firing a drug-dealing waitress] Anybody else here dealing? I'm telling you straight — it's my way or the highway. So, anybody wants to walk, do it now.
View Quote Take the biggest guy in the world, smash his knee and he'll drop like stone.
View Quote If somebody gets in your face and calls you a ****, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.
View Quote [Eyeing the sign over the Double Deuce] The Double Douche.
View Quote [admiring Doc] That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.
View Quote I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.
View Quote Frank Tilghman: [repeated line] I thought you'd be bigger.
View Quote Emmett: Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.
View Quote Jimmy: [to Dalton] I used to **** guys like you in prison.
View Quote Morgan: [after being fired] What am I supposed to do?
Dalton: There's always barber college.
View Quote Emmett: It ain't the money ya understand, but if I don't charge ya somethin' the Presbyterians around here are likely to pray for my ruination. How does a hundred dollars a month strike ya?
Dalton: Fine.
Emmett: Can ya afford that much?
Dalton: If it keeps you in the good graces of the church.
Emmett: Ain't it peculiar how money seems to do that very thing?