Joel's Mother: Joel?
Joel: Yes, Mom?
Joel's Mother: Can I talk to you for a minute? What happened to my egg?
Joel: What do you mean?
Joel's Mother: There's a crack in it!
Joel: You're kidding!
Joel's Mother: No, Joel, I'm not kidding. There's a small crack, inside the egg.
Joel's Father: What's wrong?
Joel's Mother: My egg is ruined.
Joel's Father: What happened?
Joel: I don't know.
Joel's Mother: You don't know.
Joel: Mom, maybe it was there before.
Joel's Mother: I don't think so, Joel. How could you let this happen?
Joel: I'm sorry.
Joel's Mother: This is so damned irresponsible of you!
Joel's Father: We'll get another one. Joel will pay for it.
Joel: Sure, I'll pay for it.
Joel's Mother: Where will you get the money to pay for something like that? I'm very disappointed in you. [walks out]
Joel's Father: She'll be all right. Why don't you put in some yard work?
Joel: Yes, Mom?
Joel's Mother: Can I talk to you for a minute? What happened to my egg?
Joel: What do you mean?
Joel's Mother: There's a crack in it!
Joel: You're kidding!
Joel's Mother: No, Joel, I'm not kidding. There's a small crack, inside the egg.
Joel's Father: What's wrong?
Joel's Mother: My egg is ruined.
Joel's Father: What happened?
Joel: I don't know.
Joel's Mother: You don't know.
Joel: Mom, maybe it was there before.
Joel's Mother: I don't think so, Joel. How could you let this happen?
Joel: I'm sorry.
Joel's Mother: This is so damned irresponsible of you!
Joel's Father: We'll get another one. Joel will pay for it.
Joel: Sure, I'll pay for it.
Joel's Mother: Where will you get the money to pay for something like that? I'm very disappointed in you. [walks out]
Joel's Father: She'll be all right. Why don't you put in some yard work?
Joel's Mother : Joel?
Joel : Yes, Mom?
Joel's Mother : Can I talk to you for a minute? What happened to my egg?
Joel : What do you mean?
Joel's Mother : There's a crack in it!
Joel : You're kidding!
Joel's Mother : No, Joel, I'm not kidding. There's a small crack, inside the egg.
Joel's Father : What's wrong?
Joel's Mother : My egg is ruined.
Joel's Father : What happened?
Joel : I don't know.
Joel's Mother : You don't know.
Joel : Mom, maybe it was there before.
Joel's Mother : I don't think so, Joel. How could you let this happen?
Joel : I'm sorry.
Joel's Mother : This is so damned irresponsible of you!
Joel's Father : We'll get another one. Joel will pay for it.
Joel : Sure, I'll pay for it.
Joel's Mother : Where will you get the money to pay for something like that? I'm very disappointed in you. [walks out]
Joel's Father : She'll be all right. Why don't you put in some yard work?
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