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Maureen Johnson quotes

View Quote It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer, and fuel oil, pushed off a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!
View Quote Only thing to do is jump over the moon. Over the moon.
View Quote Hey Mister... she's my sister.
View Quote TO THE STAGE!
View Quote What a frickin' sweetheart!
View Quote I didn't get my nipples pierced because it grossed YOU out!
View Quote There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!
View Quote Don't you want your girl hot?
View Quote Kiss, Pookie?
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