Maureen Johnson quotes

It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer, and fuel oil, pushed off a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!

Only thing to do is jump over the moon. Over the moon.

Hey Mister... she's my sister.


What a frickin' sweetheart!

I didn't get my nipples pierced because it grossed YOU out!

There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!

Don't you want your girl hot?

Kiss, Pookie?

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