Real Genius

Real Genius quotes

76 total quotes (ID: 484)

Chris Knight
Kent Torokvei
Lazlo Hollyfeld
Mitch Taylor
Other
Professor Hathaway


Bodie: Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners. Right, Kent?


'Ick: It worked! Now if we can just keep it from exploding.
Kent: Explo-?
[runs into his room]
Chris Knight: [coughing, as the hall fills with vapor] Hey Ick, you were just kidding about exploding, right? Ick?

Chris Knight: Did you touch anything?
Mitch Taylor: Uh, no.
Chris Knight: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for 'toy.'
Mitch Taylor: What is it?
Chris Knight: A penis-stretcher. Wanna try it?
Mitch Taylor: No!
Chris Knight: I'm kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

Chris Knight: Hey, Lazlo... Lazlo?
Lazlo Hollyfeld: Oh, that's me. Hello.

Chris Knight: I have advanced your project more than any three students on campus.
Jerry Hathaway: That was yesterday. What have you done for me today?

Chris Knight: I'm sorry, but have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.

Chris Knight: I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.
Recruiter: Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.

Chris Knight: I'm such an asshole.
Lazlo Hollyfeld: I understand how you feel, Chris. And you're right.

Chris Knight: Ick, this ice is great! How did you do it?
Ick: Oh sure, I tell you, you tell someone else and the next thing you know, we're in the middle of another ice age.

Chris Knight: If you want to leave, go ahead. But you're going to miss out on all the fun.
Mitch Taylor: What fun?
Chris Knight: Ick invented a new virus and we're going to release in Kent's room.

Chris Knight: Kent put his name on his license plate.
Mitch: My mother does that to my underwear.
Chris Knight: Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?

Chris Knight: No seriously, listen...if there's ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?
Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan Decker: A girl's got to have her standards.

Chris Knight: You are very beautiful.
Sherry Nugel: Thank you. You certainly don't act like one of the top ten minds in America.
Chris Knight: Oh, really? How many of them have you met?
Sherry Nugel: Seven. You'll be eight. Professor Hostetler at M.I.T. was number six.
Chris Knight: Old Professor Hostetler? Isn't he dead?
Sherry Nugel: He is now.

Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

Dr. Meredith: A bit of advice.
Mitch: [pulls out notebook to write down what Dr. Meredith says] Oh, uh, thank you?
Dr. Meredith: Always...uh...never...forget to check your references.
Mitch: Uh, OK...thank you. I'd better be going.
[Mitch leaves]
Dr. Meredith: [to his wife] I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down" verbally, don't you?