Ratatouille quotes

90 total quotes

Horst
Linguini
Opening lines
RÃ©my
Skinner

View Quote You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like mommy in the kitchen? Well, mommy never had to face the dinner rush when orders come flooding in, and every dish is different and none are simple, and all have different cooking time, but must arrive at the customer's table hot and perfect! Every second counts, and you cannot be mommy!

View Quote The only way to get the best produce is to have first pick of the day, and there are only two way to get first pick. Grow it yourself, or bribe a grower. Voila! The best restaurant get first pick.

View Quote The soup. Where is the soup? [pushes Linguini] Out of my way, garbage boy! [He notices that Linguini is holding a ladle] You are cooking?! How dare you cook in my kitchen?!

View Quote [speaking to Linguini] You are either very lucky, or very unlucky. You will make this soup again, and this time, I will be paying attention, very close attention. They think you might be a cook, but you know what I think, Linguini? I think that you are a sneaky, over-reaching little- [sees R?my in kitchen] Rat!!

View Quote [Linguini walks in door of kitchen] Welcome to hell.

View Quote You're fired! F-I-R-E-D! Fired!!

View Quote Tell them Chef Linguini has prepared something special for them, something definitely "off-menu", mmm?. Oh, and don't forget to stress its...Linguini-ness.

View Quote And you, Mr. Linguini, are no idiot. Let us toast your non-idiocy.

View Quote [in the trailer] You know, if you can sorta' muscle your way past the gagging reflex, all kinds of food possibilities open up.

View Quote [to R?my] Whoa, you can smell all that? You have a gift!

View Quote Food always comes to those who love to cook.

View Quote Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great.

View Quote [as Texan, on ad] Ideals? If Chef Fancy-Pants had any "ideals", you think I'd be hawkin' barbeque over here!

View Quote [as Col. Sanders, on ad] Or Tooth, I said "Tooth-Pickin' Chicken?" 'Bout as French as a corndog!

View Quote [corndog ad] Roming roon!