Raising Arizona quotes
26 total quotesH.I. McDunnough
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Nathan Arizona Sr.
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There's what's right, and there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet.
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Turn to the right!
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We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
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Well, this is nothing but a goddamn shakedown and a screwjob, any way you look at it!
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Dot: That there's for his orthodonture and his college. You soak his thumb in iodine and you might get by without the orthodonture, but it won't knock a thing off the college.
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Prison life is more structured than most men care for...
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I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.
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And the doc went on to explain that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could bear no young. Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
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Nathan needs some Huggies, I'll be out directly. Mind you stay strapped in.
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Now, Y'all who're without sin can cast the first stone
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My fie-ance left me!
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Now mind his li'l fontanelle!
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(to Smalls) GIVE ME THAT BABY YOU WARTHOG FROM HELL!
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H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?
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And if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.