Raising Arizona

Raising Arizona quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 479)

Edwina 'Ed' McDunnough
Gale Snopes
H.I. McDunnough
Multiple Characters
Nathan Arizona Sr.

There's what's right, and there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet.

Turn to the right!

We released ourselves on our own recognizance.

Well, this is nothing but a goddamn shakedown and a screwjob, any way you look at it!

Dot: That there's for his orthodonture and his college. You soak his thumb in iodine and you might get by without the orthodonture, but it won't knock a thing off the college.

Prison life is more structured than most men care for...

I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.

And the doc went on to explain that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could bear no young. Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

Nathan needs some Huggies, I'll be out directly. Mind you stay strapped in.

Now, Y'all who're without sin can cast the first stone

My fie-ance left me!

Now mind his li'l fontanelle!


H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

And if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.