Vincent Want some bacon? Jules No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent Are you Jewish? Jules Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent Why not? Jules Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. Jules Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. Vincent How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces. Jules I don't eat dog either. Vincent Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. A dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying? Vincent : [laughing] That's good.
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