Lance quotes

Hey, uh, what do you think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You want to, uh, hang out, get high?

Are you talking to me on a cellular phone? I don't know you, who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone, prank caller. Prank caller!

I ain't never done it before either, all right? I ain't starting now. Look, you brought her here, and that means you're gonna give her the shot. The day that I bring an OD'ing bitch to your house, then I give her the shot. Give her the shot.

No, you don't gotta ****in' stab her three times! You just gotta stab her once!

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