Producers, The (2005) quotes

100 total quotes

Max Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
Ulla

View Quote Zis is no good! I'm not killing anyone!

View Quote The FÃ¼hrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The FÃ¼hrer was BUTCH!

View Quote Hilda, where are you going? Argentina's that way!

View Quote I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war. We lived at the back, near Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, Yodelay, Yodelay, Yodelay-WHO ARE YOU!?!

View Quote I must tell my birds!

View Quote That is not how you sing Haben Sie gehÃ¶rt das Deutsche band! This is how you sing Haben Sie gehÃ¶rt das Deutsche band!

View Quote AQAP! [pause] As quick (kvick) as possible!

View Quote [Whispered at the end of the credits] Buy Mein Kampf in paperback at Borders Bookstores... or Barnes and Noble... or online at amazon.com

View Quote I shall have to think about it - I'll do it.

View Quote [signing his name] Roger Elizabeth DeBris!

View Quote Quick darling, back in the closet!

View Quote You mean that smell is you? Oh GOD. If I could bottle you, I'd serve you under my armpits every day.

View Quote Of course that whole second act has to be rewritten. They're losing the war? Excuse me? It's too downbeat!

View Quote [singing] Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay!

View Quote [sung as Hitler] I was just a paper hanger
no one more obscurer.
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
told me I was FÃ¼hrer.
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
and conquered France.
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
It ain't no mystery
if it's politics or history.
The thing you've got to know is
everything is showbiz!