Producers, The (1968) quotes
65 total quotesMax Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
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That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!
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You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!
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I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure!
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I'm a nothing. I spend my life counting other people's money. People I'm smarter than. Better than! I want... I want... I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!
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Ulla: Goddag på dig!
Leo: Uh, I beg your pardon?
Ulla: Goddag på dig!
Leo: Ah, gut da! Max, have you gone mad? A receptionist who can't speak English? What will people say?
Max: They'll say, "A wuma wa wa wa wa!"
Leo: Uh, I beg your pardon?
Ulla: Goddag på dig!
Leo: Ah, gut da! Max, have you gone mad? A receptionist who can't speak English? What will people say?
Max: They'll say, "A wuma wa wa wa wa!"
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[smiling at Leo to calm him down] Well you know what they say, 'smile and the world smiles with you.' [Aside] This man should be in a straight-jacket.
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Max Bialystock is launching himself into little old lady land.
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I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!
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[Franz Liebkind runs backstage to try to stop the play]
Stagehand: Hey, what can I do for you?
Franz Liebkind: You will please be unconscious. [hits him on the head]
Stagehand: Hey, what can I do for you?
Franz Liebkind: You will please be unconscious. [hits him on the head]
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[reading post-show telegrams] "Congratulations! Hitler will run forever."
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Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
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Ooh, I fell on my keys...
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Sing it out, men! Higher, you animals, higher! We open in Leavenworth Saturday night!
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[to Max] I'm sorry I called you "Fat, fat, fat".
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[reading the title of the play for the first time] "Springtime for Hitler" a gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden... Wow...