Producers, The (1968) quotes
65 total quotesMax Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
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I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure!
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I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical!
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I'm supposed to be the grand Duchess Anastasia... but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie!
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Leo, he who hesitates is poor!
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Lorenzo, baby. Lorenzo St. DuBois. But my friends call me L.S.D.
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Max Bialystock is launching himself into little old lady land.
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Money is honey! Money is honey!
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Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
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Ooh, I fell on my keys...
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Oooooooh, I WANT THAT MONEY!
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Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
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Sing it out, men! Higher, you animals, higher! We open in Leavenworth Saturday night!
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Thank you, I knew I could con you.
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That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart.
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That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!