A scene from Private Parts 1997
Alison

How could you do that? Do you think that was funny? You think it's funny to make jokes about our personal life like that? You're an asshole!

Howard

What are you talking about? Alison, I love you. What are you talking about?

Alison

Howard, not everything is for your audience. I need a life that is ours, that belongs to us.

Howard

I'm on the air 6 hours a day. I'm trying to come up with material. I hate going out.

Alison

Too bad!

Howard

I said when we came here, if I was gonna win on the radio, I'd have to talk about everything. I couldn't hold back.

Alison

Howard...

Howard

Come on, last night we were laughing about this. I just assumed you thought it was funny.

Alison

It was funny for us last night. Privately, for us.

Howard

Alison, if I don't talk about you and me on the air...

Alison

Shut up. Shut up.

Howard

The audience isn't gonna be there.

Alison

Shut up! Shut up!

Howard

I won't make any money.

Alison

Shut up! You disgust me! I can't even look at you, idiot!

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