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33 total quotes (ID: 961)

Howard Stern
Kenny 'Pig Vomit' Rushton

This little puppy's finally gonna get housebroken.

You are the Mother-****ing Antichrist!

You know, I could get this girl. I know I could get her. And this is the hell that's my life. I mean, think about it. What would it be like to have sex with her? It would be amazing. But I'm not going to act on it. You know why? Because I'd be a schmuck. No, because I love Alison. She stuck with me through the whole thing, you know? You gotta respect that. I think you have to respect that. You have to respect that.