 
The Princess Diaries quotes
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Paolo
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    You know you look like Shaft?
  
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    I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo.
  
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    If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.
  
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    Will the Feng Shui club please stop rearranging the tables on the lawn?
  
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    Remember, virtual homework may not be submitted for actual credit.
  
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    Queen Clarisse (upon first seeing Mia): You look so...young.
Mia: Uh, thank you. And you look so... (Clarisse raises her eyebrows) clean.
  
Mia: Uh, thank you. And you look so... (Clarisse raises her eyebrows) clean.
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    Mia: Joe, can you drop us off a block from the school? I don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.
Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. If it were a hearse, there would be silence in the backseat.
  
Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. If it were a hearse, there would be silence in the backseat.