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The Princess Diaries

The Princess Diaries quotes

24 total quotes

Joe
Lily Moscovitz
Mia Thermopolis
Multiple Characters
PA Annoucements
Paolo




View Quote You know you look like Shaft?
View Quote I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo.
View Quote If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.
View Quote Will the Feng Shui club please stop rearranging the tables on the lawn?
View Quote Remember, virtual homework may not be submitted for actual credit.
View Quote Queen Clarisse (upon first seeing Mia): You look so...young.
Mia: Uh, thank you. And you look so... (Clarisse raises her eyebrows) clean.
View Quote Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl!
Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I, a duck?
View Quote Mia: Joe, can you drop us off a block from the school? I don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.
Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. If it were a hearse, there would be silence in the backseat.
View Quote Joe: This is betweeen a waltz and a tango.
Mia: It's a wango?