"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all. From now on you'll be traveling the road between who you think you are and who you can be. The key is to allow yourself to make the journey."
-Princess Diaries -

Joe: Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Mia: Eleanor Roosevelt said that.

Joe: This is betweeen a waltz and a tango.
Mia: It's a wango?

Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl!
Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I, a duck?

Mia: Joe, can you drop us off a block from the school? I don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.
Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. If it were a hearse, there would be silence in the backseat.

Mia: You broke my glasses!
Paolo: You broke my brush.

Michael: Why me?
Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.

Queen Clarisse (upon first seeing Mia): You look so...young.
Mia: Uh, thank you. And you look so... (Clarisse raises her eyebrows) clean.

Queen Clarisse: Where is she going?
Helen: To the tower. Mia, you can't run away from everything!
Queen Clarisse: She has a tower?

[last lines] Princess, look out the window... And welcome to Genovia.

[to Michael and Mia] WAIT UP YOU GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! [two other students stop for her] No, not you, I don't even know you!

I can't be a princess! I'm waiting for the normal body parts to arrive!

I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.

I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo.

If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.