The Princess Bride quotes
105 total quotesInigo Montoya
Multiple Characters
Prince Humperdinck
Vizzini
Westley
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Drop...your...sword.
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I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
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There will be blood tonight!
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[on hearing Wesley's cries of pain] Fezzik! Listen. Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
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Let me explain... No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the Princess, and make our escape after I kill Count Rugen.
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[as he kills Count Rugen] I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
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I only dog paddle.
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You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful!
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It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
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[reacting to being told that "his way" involves hitting Westley with a rock] My way's not very sportsmanlike.
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Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels — if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you will get such an offer from the Eels.
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Pick up a rock, hide behind the boulder and wait for the man in black. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!
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[to Westley] There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
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[to Fezzik] And YOU! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless. Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland?!
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I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.