Popeye : Oh, Pap... father. It's me, it's me, your oxspring son. Poppdeck Pappy : Stand to, you swab! Popeye : Yes, sir. Poopdeck Pappy : Your casking shadows on Poopdeck Pappy. Pride to the Pacifiric. And father to the shark. Brother to the piranhaca. Cousin to the whale. And uncle to the octopussy. Popeye : But pap, I'm your one and only exspring. See, we got the same bulgy arms. Poopdeck Pappy : No resemblance. Popeye : We-we got the same squinky eye. Poopdeck Pappy : What squinky eye? Popeye : That's going to be hard for you to see. Oh, we even got the same pipe, pap. Poopdeck Pappy : You idiot, you can't inherit a pipe! Ooh, I am poppa to no male. Nor no female child. That no court could prove otherwise.

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