Captain Jack Sparrow quotes

If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it.

It's Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain.

Why is the rum gone? [after Elizabeth's rant] But why is the rum gone?!

You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

[talking to Will Turner about Elizabeth] She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you're all set to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?

[Marooned on island with Elizabeth, he walks away from her. He mocks her voice.] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." [in his own voice] Well, it bloody is now! [sees Norrington's ship coming] There will be no livin' with her after this.

The only rules that really matter are these: What a man can do, and what a man can't do. Now, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that someday. Now, me, for instance. I can let you drown- but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesey, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

No one, he's no one... distant cousin of my aunt's nephew, twice removed... lovely singing voice though. [whispers] Eunuch.

I think we've all arrived at a very special place; spiritually ... ecumenically ... grammatically.

[To Will] Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry...

Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.

Stop blowing holes in my ship!

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