Giselle: Is that it?
Scarlett: It's not very big.
Jack: Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce, and huge-ish, and... gone. Why is it gone?
Giselle: [pointing the horizon, where the Pearl is] Is that it there? The Black Pearl?
Jack: Yes, there it is. Why is it there? :[Pause, looks at both of the girls] It's much bigger up close.
Scarlett: Jack, you promised to take me for a ride!
Giselle : I was to be given first ride!
Scarlett: What? You?
[The women start fighting. Jack pours rum on sleeping Gibbs. Gibbs wakes up.]
Jack: Mr. Gibbs, any particular reason about why my ship is gone?
Gibbs: The ship? We're on the ship. [Begins to fall back to sleep, then wakes suddenly] JACK! The ship's gone!
Jack: [sarcastically] Really?
Jack Sparrow: [Stopping women fighting] Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. :[Back and forth between each girl with each sentence, starting with Giselle] Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Yes, of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is, once again, gone! Savvy!?
[Giselle slaps Jack, walks off]
[Scarlett slaps Jack, walks off]
[Jack slaps Gibbs]
[Gibbs glares at Jack and then he and Jack smile at each other]
Gibbs: Take what you can.
Jack Sparrow: Give nothing back.
[Gibbs catches up with Giselle and Scarlett and puts his arms around them]
Gibbs: Tell me ladies, what do you know of sea turtles?
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