PCU quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 441)

James "Droz" Andrews
Multiple Characters
President Garcia-Thompson

Pride of the Port Chester sports program, Tom: Hippie Olympics. Doesn't matter who wins 'cause they're all losers. You know, it's sad, really. This school used to be a bastion of rich, white elitism. And now... now they let homosexuals on the football team. Whining minorities run the student government. And you can't even coerce a woman into having sex with you without being brought up on charges.

Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.

Shower scene....

These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it . . . for about a week.

Those aren't women, Tom. Those are womynists.

We need kegs, multiple, cold and domestic.

We're getting housed here, guys. I say we bring in Blotter.

Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.

What is this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see. Don't be that guy.

Whoa! Reality check here! Earth to tall bitch! What is your fault? This is!

You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.

You gotta make sure he gives you the bicentennial tour: 200 years of bull-shit.

You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of meat on a peaceful vegan protest!

You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.