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Osmosis Jones quotes

View Quote You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this white saccus membranous around my personhood? You're talking to a white blood cell here! I should be in the veins fighting disease, not up in the mouth on tartar control.
View Quote Osmosis Jones to dispatch. We got multiple germs coming down the windpipe and if these bad boys hit the blood stream, we're going to be illin'.
View Quote [The Chief asks Jones where he was in their conversation] Uh, you were just talking about promoting me to head of brain security.
View Quote [Thrax demands to know who the undercover Jones really is] Uh, "Bad Booty-Shaken Pickanosis", yeah, that's who I am.
View Quote [Drix shoves his gun arm into the flu shot's mouth and Osmosis gets an idea] Uh-oh, you done done it now, brother. You had your chance with me but now you got Psycho-Cop. He's Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! He's going to go 'El Pueo Loco' on your crazy behind!
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