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[to the audience] And so everybody did live happily ever after, including Mr. Weenie. The End. [he close his doggy door and went back inside]
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[to the cops] Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known.
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[while the hornetss sting him] I'm allergic to hornets!
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Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.
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Boog, I'll write you every single day!
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Code Brown. Code Brown
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Come on, tree huggers! That tree is not part of the tour.
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Don't strain yourself.
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Guys, how about we use the door?
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I'm a grizzly bear!
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I'm just a doe. A deer. A female deer.
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Keep it together, Boog. Come on, go to your happy place.
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Let's take a short intermission.
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Movies! Two words! Um, ooh-ooh! Lethal Weapon 2.
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No one touches my Dinkleman!