Omkara quotes
17 total quotes (ID: 431)Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi
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Omkara 'Omi' Shukla
Bhaisaab: Jab ghoree ke khoor mein naal tthuke, to mhenduki bhi paun tthaa (utthaa) leti hai bhaiyya
Kesu: Ye sasoore shaadi ke card kaun baatega?
Langda: Arey ye baatega. kyon Rajju?
Kesu: ye?
Langda: Vaise bhi Dolly ki shaadi ka caarad (card) baantne kaa badaa anubhav bhi hai ise
Langda: Arey ye baatega. kyon Rajju?
Kesu: ye?
Langda: Vaise bhi Dolly ki shaadi ka caarad (card) baantne kaa badaa anubhav bhi hai ise
Rajju: Charan kahan hai aapke, Langda bhaiya
Langda: Jutiyaan banvaane bhejen hain, #£@% (some incoherent swearing)
Rajju: Arey naye baahubali to bade jaalim hai bhaiya
Langda: Jutiyaan banvaane bhejen hain, #£@% (some incoherent swearing)
Rajju: Arey naye baahubali to bade jaalim hai bhaiya
A smile (or smiles) is getting more and more expensive in the world
Vakeel saab: Jo ladki apne baap ko thug sakti hai, woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi
A thin line (or thread) separates the fool from the dumbass. On one end of the line lies the fool and on the other, the dumbass. Upon snapping the line it's a million dollar question as to who's the fool and who's the dumbass, brother.
Zara dhenkhe to sahie dulhe raja ko. Ainkhen!
Bets should be placed on horses, you cruel idiot! Not on tigers.
Khaal udher ke pinjar dhoop mein sukha doongaa
Dont try and lift a large load of wood, Kaptan (Captain)
If I am a liar, then I am a son of a dog . If I am honest then I am your mother's illegitimate lover
Let's see the face of the pretty bridegroom now. Well, I'll be damned.
Tu to bewakoof hain na? Chutiya to insaan shaadi ke baad hove hai.
Rip the hide off your body and dry the skeleton in sunlight
Baadi lakdi mat ttha (uttha) Kaptan
Surely you are the fool, right? 'Coz a man becomes an idiot only after his wedding.
Mein juttha to kutte ka jaana. Mein saccha to teri maa ka khasam
The girl who can steal from (betray) her own father, how can she be trusted by anyone else
While the mare is getting shoed (horseshoed), even the frog (rather the female version of ''frog'') lifts her foot
Indu: Hansi badi mehangi ho rakhi hai duniya mein
Bewakoof aur chutiya mein dhaage barabar ka farak hota hai. Dhage ke henge bewakoof aur hunge, chutiya. Dhaga khench lo to kaun hai bewakoof kaun hai chutiya, carore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya.
Hamari jaat to khoob pehchani aapne vakeelsaab, par apni beti ke dil ki baat nahi pechaan sake, kathor.