Old School quotes

102 total quotes

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
Mitch Martin
Multiple Characters

View Quote No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!

View Quote Ok ladies, the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met at TGI Fridays, who didn't call me back..

View Quote Because this is a very big idea my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and more importantly age have no bearing whatsoever.

View Quote [Two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly, waiting to wrestle Blue]
Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the ****ing bell, you pansy.

View Quote SNOOP!! SNOOP-A-LOOP!!! [upon seeing rapper Snoop Dogg perform at the fraternity party]

View Quote At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

View Quote Waiter: You are beautiful. But no offense, he, he is the king. You are having coffee and pie with a living legend.

View Quote
So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

View Quote That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

View Quote Frank: Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.
James Carville: Have at it, hoss.

View Quote Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
Beanie: Well Columbus wasn't looking for America my man, but that seems to have worked out for everybody didn't it?

View Quote Marissa: Just as long as you promise to take it easy.
Frank: What do you mean?
Marissa: You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we?
Frank: Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.

View Quote Spanish: Damn, I gonna end up workin' at Red Lobster.
Frat Brother: You already work at Red Lobster.
Spanish: Yea, part time... dick.

View Quote Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.

View Quote Beanie: Can you do me a favor and tell Mitch it's perfectly okay to have sex with a 17-year-old?
Lara Campbell: Oh, yeah. It's fine, if you're 18 or you live in Louisiana.