Old School quotes

102 total quotes

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
Mitch Martin
Multiple Characters

View Quote [Two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly, waiting to wrestle Blue]
Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the ****ing bell, you pansy.

View Quote [Funnels a beer.] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

View Quote [Leaving a message] I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit. [Calls back] This is Frank Ricard...

View Quote [Shot in neck with tranquilizer dart, voice morphs into slow motion.] I like you man, but you're crazy.

View Quote [Sitting naked in the car.] Hey honey! Do you think KFC's still open?

View Quote [to Frank's father in law] It takes a man to give away an angel. Your sweetheart. [wink]

View Quote [Trying to talk over party noise.] Actually we've got a nice little Saturday planned. We're going to Home Depot to pick out some wallpaper, then maybe we'll hit Bed Bath and Beyond... I don't know! I don't know if we'll have enough time!

View Quote [Voiceover.] Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

View Quote [While performing the iron cross and smoking a cigarette] Still holding! STILL HOLDING!

View Quote All I want to do is get some ****ing sleep.

View Quote All we are is dust in the wind...

View Quote Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frankie. Way to think it through.

View Quote At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

View Quote Because this is a very big idea my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and more importantly age have no bearing whatsoever.

View Quote Blue's over there. But he's wasted.