Old School quotes

102 total quotes

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
Mitch Martin
Multiple Characters

View Quote All we are is dust in the wind...

View Quote [Voiceover.] Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

View Quote Blue's over there. But he's wasted.

View Quote [Trying to talk over party noise.] Actually we've got a nice little Saturday planned. We're going to Home Depot to pick out some wallpaper, then maybe we'll hit Bed Bath and Beyond... I don't know! I don't know if we'll have enough time!

View Quote [Funnels a beer.] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

View Quote Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.

View Quote No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!

View Quote [Sitting naked in the car.] Hey honey! Do you think KFC's still open?

View Quote In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.

View Quote [Shot in neck with tranquilizer dart, voice morphs into slow motion.] I like you man, but you're crazy.

View Quote I'm back! [Kicks a woman's shopping cart.] You know it!

View Quote Blue, do you understand I dont want you to die here tonight?

View Quote Blue, YOU'RE MY BOY!!!

View Quote I'm so cold...I think I see Blue! He looks glorious.

View Quote SNOOP!! SNOOP-A-LOOP!!! [upon seeing rapper Snoop Dogg perform at the fraternity party]