Office Space quotes
80 total quotesMilton Waddams
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Peter Gibbons
Samir Nagheenanajar
Tom Smykowski
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Hey Peter, watch out for your corn hole, buddy!
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Hey Peter....watch out for your cornhole.
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Hey, Peter, man! Check out Channel 9! Check out this chick!
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I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.
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I could set the building on fire... [said several times in the film, usually after he feels slighted]
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I gotta wake my ass up at 6am every morning this week--drive up to Las Colinas--yeah I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds.
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I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.
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I was told that I could listen, to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11... well, I... I told Bill that if, if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's, while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn it down because I enjoy, listening, at a reasonable volume, from 9 to 11...
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I was told, I was told if I was late again I would be summarily dismissed...
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I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
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It's good to be a gangsta.
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Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me. (He says in a bodycast after a car accident in his driveway)
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Lumbergh ****ed her.
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Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, mmmK?
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No. No man...Shit no. I believe somebody'd get their ass kicked for sayin something like that.