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Ocean's Thirteen

Ocean's Thirteen quotes

38 total quotes

Danny Ocean
Linus Caldwell
Others
Rusty Ryan
Willie Bank




View Quote Terry Benedict: Think he's gonna fall for this?
Danny Ocean: You did. You ready?
Terry Benedict: I was born ready.
Danny Ocean: [rolls his eyes]
View Quote Reuben Tishkoff: We'll talk about it when I'm dead.
View Quote Abigail Sponder: [after a small earthquake] What was that?
Linus Caldwell: You felt it too?
View Quote You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better, Willy.
View Quote Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...
Danny Ocean: Sure.
Rusty Ryan: But they're also...
Danny Ocean: That's right.
View Quote Terry Benedict: You think this is funny?
Danny Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.
View Quote [At the airport, homage to real life] I guess I'll see you when I see you
View Quote Willie Bank: This town might have changed, but not me. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can't even imagine.
Danny Ocean: Well, I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you.
View Quote Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?
Danny Ocean: Yeah, um, I just bit into a pepper.
Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah? With a bottle of wine?
View Quote Roman Nagel: You do know what a magnetron is?
Danny Ocean: [pause] Something that screws up the Grecco?
View Quote Turk Malloy: Don't change the facial structure.
Virgil Malloy: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.
Turk Malloy: Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34.
Virgil Malloy: [turns and stares at Turk]
Turk Malloy: 24... 22.
View Quote Rusty Ryan: Well, she said she liked surprises...
Danny Ocean: I don't think that is what she meant.
Rusty Ryan: You think?
Danny Ocean: So she dropped the remote...
Rusty Ryan: And I put the towel back on.
Danny Ocean: Well, those are the waters.
View Quote Turk Malloy: I don't care if it gets messy.
Virgil Malloy: I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.
Livingston Dell: And I'll inject him.
Basher Tarr: And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.
Rusty Ryan: All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...
Danny Ocean: But...
View Quote Oh, I don't lose. People who bet on me to lose lose. And they lose big.
View Quote [to Rusty before leaving] You should settle down. Have a couple of kids.