Ocean's Eleven (2001) quotes

90 total quotes

Basher Tarr
Danny Ocean
Frank Catton
Linus Caldwell
Livingston Dell

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Reuben Tishkoff
Rusty Ryan
Saul Bloom
Terry Benedict
Tess Ocean

View Quote I know more about casino security than any man alive, I invented it, and it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got locks, they got watchers, they got timers, they got vaults, they got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris! [pause] Okay, bad example.

View Quote [at the end of a poker game] I'm not sure what four nines does, but with the ace I think it's pretty high.

View Quote [after rejecting Danny and Rusty's plan to rob a casino] Look, we all go way back, and I owe you guys from the thing with the guy and the place, and I'll never forget it.

View Quote You're either in or you're out. Right now.

View Quote [after talking to Linus] It's nice there. You like it? [Linus says yeah] That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house.

View Quote [as Tess walks down the stairs] This is the best part of my day.

View Quote The moment you set foot on that casino floor, they'll be watching you like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.

View Quote Virgil: Are you a man?
Turk: Yes, nineteen.
Virgil: Are you alive?
Turk: Yes, eighteen.
Virgil: Evel Knievel.
Turk: ...shit.

View Quote [discussing possible candidates for their crew]
Danny: Phil Turenteen...
Rusty: Dead.
Danny: No shit. On the job?
Rusty: Skin cancer.
Danny: You send flowers?
Rusty: Dated his wife for a while.

View Quote All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

View Quote [after opening his door and seeing most of the eleven standing there] What? Did you guys get a group rate or something?

View Quote [pretending the Nevada Gaming Commission is racist] They might as well call it whitejack!

View Quote [yelling at Linus] You stupid bastard!

View Quote Reuben: You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it?
Linus: Yeah.
Reuben: That's wonderful. Now get in the goddamn house.

View Quote Rusty: You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons.
Danny: Like what, do you think?
Rusty: Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald, ever.