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Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Ocean's Eleven (2001) quotes

90 total quotes

Basher Tarr
Danny Ocean
Frank Catton
Linus Caldwell
Livingston Dell
Other
Reuben Tishkoff
Rusty Ryan
Saul Bloom
Terry Benedict
Tess Ocean




View Quote Bartender: [over the noise in the background] How's the game going?
Rusty: Longest hour of my life.
Bartender: [not hearing him] What?
Rusty: I'm running away with your wife.
Bartender: Great! [grins and flashes Rusty a thumbs-up]
View Quote Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.
View Quote Danny: We'll need Saul.
Rusty: He won't do it. He got out of the game a year ago.
Danny: Religion?
Rusty: Ulcers.
Danny: ...You could ask him.
Rusty: Hey, I could ask him.
View Quote Danny: Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society.
Tess: Funny, I never got a check.
View Quote Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again, Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: [to Reuben] He's ready.
View Quote [as Lyman Zerga] I don't believe in weakness... it costs too much.
View Quote Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?
[Rusty shakes his head]
Danny: 'Cause yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking "Teen Beat" cover boys. [pause] 'Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house.
[another pause]
Rusty: Been practicing this speech, haven't you?
Danny: Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt like I rushed it.
Rusty: No, it was good, I liked it. [elevator starts to close] The "Teen Beat" thing was harsh though.
View Quote Basher: Where we at boys?
Livingston: Pins and floor sensors now.
Basher: Blinder.
View Quote Danny: Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up?
Rusty: Blew it all on the suit.
View Quote Danny: I'm not joking, Tess.
Tess: I'm not laughing, Danny.
View Quote Danny: All right.
[Bruiser punches Danny]
Danny: Ahh! Jesus, Bruiser, not until later!
Bruiser: Sorry Danny, I forgot.
Danny: It's all right. How's your wife?
Bruiser: Pregnant again.
View Quote Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!
View Quote Topher Grace: Hey Rus, let me ask you a question. Are you incorporated? Well, if not you should really think about it, 'couse I was talking to my manager...
Rusty: Bernie?
Topher Grace: No, not Bernie, my business manager. You know what? They're both named Bernie. Anyway, he was saying that because what we do here is kind of like research for a future like gig or whatever. I can totally make it a tax write off. The only thing is, and this is like *his* thing and it's stupid, is I'd have to pay you by check.
[Rusty stops and looks at him]
Topher Grace: Or we could stick with the cash. [Rusty nods] You know what? Yeah, let's just stick with the cash.
View Quote [to all the guys] So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney. [everyone pauses] Barney Rubble. [they look bewildered] Trouble! [the guys finally nod in understanding]
View Quote You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the ****ing desert!