U.S. Army Sergeant: How do these people expect to win a war when they're in a goddamn uniform?
Fritz' Old Lady: Remember when I told you that you should be a contestant on "Let's Make A Deal"? Well, dress up like a frog, and wear a yarmulke, 'cause I think the host likes Jewish people!
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