Fritz quotes

View Quote Hey, you know the most interesting thing about smoking is that it causes excessive perspiration, and a person has to take off all of their clothes, or they could drown to death in their own juices.

View Quote Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a ****!

View Quote My achin' swastika! I thought bein' a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for shit! I better get my ass the **** out of here!