Elaine Parker: Something matter with the cuisine?
Kristen: Well, Mom I'll tell you, when two of your friends die in the same day, let me know what it does to your appetite.
Elaine Parker: You're just tired, don't think I haven't noticed you haven't been sleeping young lady. That has got to stop, honey.
Kristen: [suddenly gets up, feeling drowsy instantly] What's wrong with me?
Elaine Parker: Adolescent anxiety... this will make it better.
Kristen: [confused, she looks at lemonade which is murky. SHe drops the glass, which shatters onto the table] Oh God! What did you do?!
Elaine Parker: Oh please!
[grabs mom's purse and sleeping pills fall out]
Kristen: Jesus! Sleeping pills?!
Elaine Parker: Look Kristen I'm sorry it's just...
Kristen: Sorry?! Sorry after you and your tennis pals torched this guy and now he's after me?! In case you haven't been keeping score, it's his ****ing banquet, and I'm the last course.
Elaine Parker: Kristen, we went over this in therapy!
Kristen: No mother, you just murdered me. Take that to your god damn therapy.
Elaine Parker: Kristen!
[runs out of the dining room, sedated and falling]
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