Santa quotes

ME on vacation?! On Christmas Eve?

[Singing] Release me now or you must face the dire consequences!

[Singing] Release me fast, or you will have to answer for this heinous act!

Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack? The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her. [points to Sally] She's the only one who makes any sense in this insane asylum!

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