Mayor quotes

Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!

[Singing] What a splendid idea! This "Christmas" sounds fun. I fully endorse it — let's try it at once!

Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our times! The King of Halloween has been blown to smithereens! Skeleton Jack is now a pile of dust!

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