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Chuck Lumley: [reads the forms that Lenoard, the day shift guy left] Name of the disceased... something Polish?

Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor.

Chuck: I used to be an investment counselor.
Bill: Yeah? [pause] What's that?
Chuck: It's like a stockbroker.
Bill: So what're you doing babysitting stiffs? What were you... drinker? Big drinker?
Chuck: No!
Bill: Doper! Toothead! Nose candy! Coke!

Bill: [picking up photo from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?
Chuck: Fianc?e.
Bill: Nice frame!

Bill: You tellin' me to shut up?
Chuck: I'm telling you to shut up! I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget!
[Chuck picks up tape recorder and turns it on]
Chuck: Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!

Chuck: [elevator door opens; Chuck sees Belinda lying on the elevator floor] Oh my God. Did you fall down? Did somebody hit you?
Belinda: Other way round. Somebody hit me and then I fell down.

Chuck: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.
Bill: Is this a great country, or what?

Bill: [Chuck is spitting on himself in the jail cell] Chuck, come on - it looks bad in front of the other guys!
Chuck: So what am I running for, cell president?
Bill: No!... they have that?

Belinda: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?
Bill: I caught an updraft.
Chuck: Are you ok?
Bill: Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall.

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