Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes

Ahkmenrah
Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Gus

View Quote [acting sarcastic] Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard.

View Quote [after meeting Dr. McPhee] Seems like a fun guy.

View Quote [Larry has just called him "Teeny"] I...I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.

View Quote [Larry is holding him] Put me down! I don't like to be man-handled!

View Quote [regarding Gus's attitude] Wonderful guard, terrible people skills.

View Quote [to Larry] Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.

View Quote [to Larry] Who's evolved?

View Quote [to Larry] You would not believe how stuffy it is in there

View Quote [to Octavius] Don't be a kiss-ass.

View Quote [to the lobby doors] Come on! Revolve. Revolve!