Night at the Museum

Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 1066)

Ahkmenrah
Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Gus
Jedediah
Larry Daley
Moai
Octavius
Teddy Roosevelt


Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Pounkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman (Sakajewea) I love her. But you (Larry)...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?


Are you cracking wise?

Come to work with me tonight. You won't be disappointed.

Control your young!

Do the Mayans look happy to you?

Everything in this museum comes to life at night. It's freakin' awesome!

Fetch? Play fetch?

Good lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?

He says he wants to rip you apart.

It's a big no-can-do, crackerjack!

Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!

Listen up, lunch box! Don't try anything funny! I once went ten rounds with (Cecil begins mouthing words annoyedly) John L. Sullivan!

Manifest Destiny, my man, expand or die!

Me no dum-dum! YOU dum-dum! You bring me gum-gum?

Miss Hutman, this is a museum! I cannot tolerate this type of chaos!