National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation

National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 414)

Clark Griswold
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Vicki
Dialog
Ellen Griswold
Other
Rusty Griswold


Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.


You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!

I love what you've done with the kitchenette.

Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.

I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.

I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.

Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?

So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"

It's expensive having an entourage.

No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?

No sir, I do not require them.

Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!

[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!

Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.

My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.