Napoleon Dynamite quotes

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View Quote Napoleon: Are you guys are, like, Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?
Cholo #1: Si mÃ³n. [translates from Spanish to "Heck yeah"]

View Quote Napoleon: [drinks a glass of milk] The defect in that one is bleach.
FFA Judge No. 1: That's right.
Napoleon: Yessssss.
Napoleon: [drinks second glass of milk] This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge No. 2: Correct.
Napoleon: Yessssss.

View Quote Dave: Hey, Napoleon. I hear you're in a club for girls.
Napoleon: Shut up, I am not.
Dave: Yeah? Why are you in the Happy Hands Club then?
Napoleon: 'Cause I didn't have a freakin' choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. Gosh!

View Quote Nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

View Quote That one looks like a medieval warrior.

View Quote I caught you a delicious bass.

View Quote Do the chickens have large talons?

View Quote Pedro offers you his protection.

View Quote Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.

View Quote Yeah, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

View Quote [To Deb] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.

View Quote [While hitting a tetherball repeatedly] YES! YES! YES!

View Quote [To Trisha over the phone] It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's pretty much the best drawing I've ever done.

View Quote Are you guys having a killer time?

View Quote [To Deb] I like your sleeves... they're real big.