[Stan thinks Vinny, his attorney, is a new cellmate intent on sodomizing him.]
Vinny: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' ****ed one way or the other.
[Stan tries to get up]
Vinny: Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
Stan: Gee thanks.
Vinny: Excuse me, I think a modi**** of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan: You think I should be grateful?
Vinny: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your ****in' knees.
Stan: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny: I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little ****!
Stan: That's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny: What the **** is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan: I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny: That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.
[Wakes up Bill]
Bill: Vinny. Vinny bag'o donuts.
Vinny: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' ****ed one way or the other.
[Stan tries to get up]
Vinny: Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
Stan: Gee thanks.
Vinny: Excuse me, I think a modi**** of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan: You think I should be grateful?
Vinny: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your ****in' knees.
Stan: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny: I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little ****!
Stan: That's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny: What the **** is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan: I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny: That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.
[Wakes up Bill]
Bill: Vinny. Vinny bag'o donuts.
[Stan thinks Vinny, his attorney, is a new cellmate intent on sodomizing him.]
Vinny : Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' ****ed one way or the other.
[Stan tries to get up]
Vinny : Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
Stan : Gee thanks.
Vinny : Excuse me, I think a modi**** of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan : You think I should be grateful?
Vinny : Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your ****in' knees.
Stan : I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny : I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little ****!
Stan : That's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny : What the **** is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan : I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny : That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.
[Wakes up Bill]
Bill : Vinny. Vinny bag'o donuts.
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