Aunt Voula quotes

[upon learning Ian is a vegetarian] What do you mean, you don't eat no meat? [the entire room stops, in shock] ... That's okay. I make lamb.

[to Ian's parents] Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin. [Ian's parents are horrified. Voula grabs a drink and toasts.] Hupah!!

Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say.

Toula. Toula! You're engaged! You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you-Never! Never. Taki, didn't we say that..?

[Watching Ian dance at the reception] Oh, Taki... he looks Greek.

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