The Mummy Returns

The Mummy Returns quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 403)

Alex O'Connell
Ardeth Bay
Imhotep
Izzy
Jonathan Carnahan
Multiple Characters
Richard 'Rick' O'Connell


There's a fine line between coincidence and fate.


If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future.

Why can't you people every keep your feet on the ground?

Ardeth Bay: Wherever this man is, your wife will surely be.
Alex: Hey, I know him. He's the curator. He works at the British Museum.
Ardeth Bay: Are you sure?
Rick: You better believe him. He spends more time there than he does at home.

Ardeth Bay: [to Alex] By putting on the bracelet, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.
Rick: [to Ardeth] Hey, you, lighten up.
[to Alex]
Rick: You, big trouble.
[to Jonathan]
Rick: You, get in the car.

Evelyn: No harm ever came from opening a chest.
Rick: Yeah, no harm ever came from reading a book either. Remember how that one went?

Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

[witnessing Imhotep's resurrection] You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.

[about the mummified soldiers] Oh no, not these guys again!

[Evelyn is trying to block the door to keep the mummy soldiers out] Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors.

(after seeing a hieroglyph of a warrior bearing his tattoo and the staff) Ok, NOW I'm a believer!

Go to hell and take your friends with you!

I say chaps, look at that. Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that. [Everybody looks strangely at Jonathan] Just curious.

If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me.

Step aside Alex, I'm a professional!