Mulan

Mulan quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 400)

Emperor
Fa Zhou
Ling
Matchmaker
Mushu
Shang


Mulan: Um...Pardon me....
Matchmaker: And silent! [inhales the teacup]
Mulan: [begins to climb on table, reaching for the teacup] Could I just.....take that back? One moment......[they both begin tugging on the teacup, causing it to spill, and Crikee to jump inside the Matchmaker's dress]
Matchmaker: Why, you clumsy...![she begins to leap around the room, due to Crikee in her dress. She knocks over the furnace, accidently sits on the coals, and begins jumping around even more. Mulan attempts to help by fanning her behind, causing it to burst into flame. The Matchmaker screams and falls on the table, breaking it.]
Grandmother Fa: ( to Fa Li)I think it's going well. Don't you?
Matchmaker: [bursts out of front door, her butt still on fire] Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!!


Great Ancestor: You had your chance to protect the Fa family.
Female Ancestor: Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster.
Fa Deng (holding his severed head): Yeah, thanks a lot.
Mushu: And your point is?
Great Ancestor: The point is, we will be sending a real dragon to retrieve Mulan.
Mushu: Wha-What! I am a real dragon!
Great Ancestor: You are not worthy of this spot! Now awaken the Great Stone Dragon!

I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armour, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, [beginning to shout] deceived your commanding officer, dishonoured the Chinese army, destroyed my palace, and...you have saved us all.

Emperor: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful flower of all.
Shang: Sir?
Emperor: You don't find a girl like that every dynasty!

(to Mulan) Dra-agon! Not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. (does that 'tongue thing')

Mulan: Father, you can't go!
Fa Zhou: Mulan...
Mulan: Please, sir, my father has already fought bravely, and...
Chi Fu: Silence! You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence.
Fa Zhou: Mulan, you dishonor me.

...And all because Miss Man decided to take her little drag show on the road!

I'm travel-sized for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. (Khan snorts angrily at him) Down, Bessie!

You are a disgrace! You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!

(to Crickey) A loser! How bout' I pop off one of ya antenna and toss it across the yard! Then who's the loser?

Okay, this is it. Time to show 'em your man walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up, and... strut!

Fa Li: You must go after her; she could be killed!
Fa Zhou: If I reveal her, she will be.

Grandmother: Great, she brought home a sword. If you ask me, she should have brought home a man.
Shang: [walks in] Excuse me, does Fa Mulan live here?
Grandmother: [aside] Ooh, sign me up for the next war!

Great Ancestor: We must send the most powerful of them all.
Mushu: OK, OK, I get the gist, I'll go.

Fa Li: [looks at Mulan's wrist] Mulan, what's this?
Mulan: [snatches wrist away] Um... notes, in case I forget something.