Mulan

Mulan quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 400)

Emperor
Fa Zhou
Ling
Matchmaker
Mushu
Shang


Mushu: Alright, rise and shine sleeping beauty. Time to get up. C'mon up, up, up. Get your clothes on; get ready. I've got breakfast for ya. Look you get porridge, and it's happy to see you.
(Crikee appears in the middle of the bowl)
Mushu: [picks Crikee out of the bowl] Hey, get outta there! You gon' make people sick!!
Mulan: Am I late?
Mushu: No time to talk. Now, remember: it's your first day of training. Listen to your teacher, and no fighting. Play nice with the other kids - unless the other kids want to fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.
Mulan: [chewing] But I don't want to kick the other kid's butt.
Mushu: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face... [Mulan has a blank face] Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. C'mon, scare me, girl! [Mulan growls at him] Yeah, that's my tough-looking warrior! That's what I'm talkin' about. Now get out there and make me proud!


Mulan: Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
Mushu: Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear you say "ahhh"!
Mulan: [screams] Aaaggh!
Mushu: That's close enough.
Mulan: A ghost!
Mushu: Get ready, Mulan, your serpentine salvation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors...[Crikee does an imitation of Mushuu, and Mushuu kicks him down] to guide you through your masquerade! [hands Crikee a leaf to fan the flames] C'mon, you gonna stay, you gonna work with me. So heed my word, 'cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death!
Mulan: Who are you?
Mushu: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, [ he appears to her in his true form] the indestructible Mushu! I'm pretty hot, huh?! [Khan steps on Mushu]
Mulan: Uh, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?
Mushu: Hey, dragon. Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. [hisses]
Mulan: You're...
Mushu: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?
Mulan: Tiny.
Mushu: Of course, I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. [Khan tries to bite him] Down, Bessie!

(to Mulan) Fine! Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on ya cow!

Shang: I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.
Mulan: Sorry. [ in manly voice] Uh, I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is, when you get those manly urges! And you just got to kill something! Hm... Fix things, cook outdoors--
Shang: What's your name?
Mulan: Uh... I, uh... I...
Chi Fu: Your commanding officer just asked you a question!
Mulan: Uh, I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name, too.
Mushu: [whispers] Ling. How about Ling?
Mulan: [to Mushu, quietly and nodding in Ling's direction] His name is Ling.
Shang: I didn't ask for his name, I asked for yours.
Mushu: Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu.
Mulan: Ah Chu.
Shang: Ah Chu?
Mushu: Gesundheit. Ha, ha. I kill myself.
Mulan: Mushu!
Shang: Mushu?
Mulan: No!
Shang: Then what is it!
Mushu: Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up.
Mulan: It's Ping.
Shang: Ping?
Mushu: Of course, Ping did steal my gir--
Mulan: [silencing Mushu] Yes. My name is Ping.
Shang: Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou... the Fa Zhou?
Chi Fu: I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.
Mulan: Uh, he doesn't talk about me much. [Attempts to spit, but it ends up dangling from her mouth.]
Chi Fu: I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic!

Female Ancestor #1: I knew it! I knew it! That Mulan was a troublemaker from the start!
Male Ancestor #1: Don't look at me, She gets it from your side of the family.
Female Ancestor #2: She's just trying to help her father!
Male Ancestor #2: [holding a counter in his hand] But if she's discovered, Fa Zhou will be forever shamed! Dishonour will come to the family! Traditional values will disintegrate!
Male Ancestor #3: Not to mention they'll lose the farm.
Female Ancestor #1: My children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists!
Male Ancestor #1: Well, we can't all be acupuncturists.
Female Ancestor #3: No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser!

[To Mulan] My, my. What beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look! This one's late. But I bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.

Chi Fu: So it's true! I knew there was something wrong with you! A woman! Treacherous snake!
Mulan: My name is Mulan. I did it to save my father.
Chi Fu: High treason!
Mulan: I didn't mean for it to go this far.
Chi Fu: Ultimate dishonor!

Mushu: I live!! Now, tell me, Great Ancestor - what mortal needs my protection? You just say the word, and I'm there! Anybody who's foolish enough to threaten our family? Vengeance will be mine!!! Grrr...
Great Ancestor: Mushu! These are the family guardians. They...
Mushu: ... Protect the family.
Great Ancestor: And you, o demoted one?
Mushu: I... ring the gong.
Great Ancestor: That's right. Now, wake up the ancestors.
Mushu: One family reunion coming right up. Okay, people, people look alive! Let's go, get up, rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me.

Matchmaker: "Fa Mulan."
Mulan: Present!
Matchmaker: [to herself, writing on clipboard] Speaking without permission...
Mulan: Oops.
Grandmother: Who spit in her bean curd?

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

Chi Fu: Order! People, order!
Soldier #1: I'd like a pan-fried noodle!
Chien Po: Ooh, ooh. Sweet and pungent shrimp.
Soldier #2: Moo goo gai pan!
Chi Fu: That's not funny.
Ling: Looks like our new friend slept in this morning. Why, hello, Ping. Are ya hungry?
Yao: Yeah, 'cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich.

Chien Po: Now, Yao, chant with me. (starts chanting in Chinese)
Yao: Hamurabi gahmee tofu...meh. Aah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy.
Mushu: (as Mulan starts to walk away) "Chicken boy"?! Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!
Yao: (grabs Mulan; Mulan ducks, causing Yao to accidentally punch Ling three times) Oh! Sorry, Ling.

No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.

[about Mulan] My baby's all grown up and...savin' China...

Great Ancestor: Great Stone Dragon, have you awoken yet?
Mushu: (holding the stone head) I am the Great Stone Dragon! Good morning! I will go and fetch Mulan! Did-did I mention I was the Great Stone Dragon?