Shang : I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp. Mulan : Sorry. [ in manly voice] Uh, I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is, when you get those manly urges! And you just got to kill something! Hm... Fix things, cook outdoors-- Shang : What's your name? Mulan : Uh... I, uh... I... Chi Fu : Your commanding officer just asked you a question! Mulan : Uh, I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name, too. Mushu : [whispers] Ling. How about Ling? Mulan : [to Mushu, quietly and nodding in Ling's direction] His name is Ling. Shang : I didn't ask for his name, I asked for yours. Mushu : Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu. Mulan : Ah Chu. Shang : Ah Chu? Mushu : Gesundheit. Ha, ha. I kill myself. Mulan : Mushu! Shang : Mushu? Mulan : No! Shang : Then what is it! Mushu : Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up. Mulan : It's Ping. Shang : Ping? Mushu : Of course, Ping did steal my gir-- Mulan : [silencing Mushu] Yes. My name is Ping. Shang : Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou... the Fa Zhou? Chi Fu : I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son. Mulan : Uh, he doesn't talk about me much. [Attempts to spit, but it ends up dangling from her mouth.] Chi Fu : I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic!

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